Nānā: 263 Mea kākau: Kaylee Publish Time: 08-28-2023 Kumu: Paena
Inā makemake ʻoe i ka hele wāwae ʻana e like me ke koʻokoʻo kanaka, hiki paha iaʻu ke manaʻo i kekahi o kēia mau lole ʻauʻau X? Mākaukau a ʻaʻole paha, ʻo ia. kau ʻauʻau kūhelu . No kekahi, ʻo ia hoʻi ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā ʻano pin-up maikaʻi loa a i ʻole ka hoʻoheheʻe ʻana i kā lākou kaikamahine ʻoluʻolu o loko ma o nā lole ʻokiʻoki i hoʻoulu ʻia e FKA Twigs, a no nā mea ʻē aʻe, ʻo ia ka mea e peʻe ai i loko o ka malu e pale ai i ka wela o ke kauwela. Akā ʻaʻohe mea āu e makemake ai, hoʻokahi mea like lākou a pau: Inā lōʻihi ʻoe i waho, e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia ʻoe i kekahi ʻano laina tan. Pehea ka ikaika o ka laina tan? Aia iā ʻoe ke hoʻoholo. A i ʻole, ʻike ʻoe, ke kapa ʻauʻau āu e ʻaʻahu nei. Akā, ke manaʻo nei ʻo ia he ʻoluʻolu kou lole ʻauʻau, a inā ʻo ia, manaʻo wau ua ʻoi aku ka nui o nā pilikia ma ko mākou mau lima ma mua o kahi ʻoki ʻoki maikaʻi ʻole.
E like me kaʻu e ʻōlelo nei, ʻo nā laina tan he mea hiki ʻole ke hiki i ke kauwela, a ʻo kekahi nā lole ʻauʻau i kekahi, maikaʻi, nā mea hana. haʻalele ʻO wau iho, makemake nui wau i nā ʻāpana hoʻokahi maʻalahi a me nā bikini pūhaka kiʻekiʻe ʻaʻole pono kahi Ph.D. i ka physics e kau ai, akā, maopopo iaʻu makemake kekahi poʻe e koho i ke ʻano ma mua o ka hana, e pōʻino nā laina tan. Inā ʻo ʻoe kekahi o ia poʻe, e heluhelu, no ka mea, loaʻa iā mākou nā mea leʻaleʻa e hoʻāʻo ai. A inā ʻaʻole ʻoe, pono, e heluhelu ʻoe, no ka mea, aia ʻoe ma ʻaneʻi, ʻaʻole?
ʻO ka mea mua, maopopo iaʻu ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻaʻahu hou i ka pahu pahu a i ʻole ka pālule hope ʻole ma hope o kou noho ʻana i ka lā me kēia keiki ʻino. Ma muli wale nō o ko mākou manaʻo he 'pohihihi' a he 'sexy' (a ʻo ia hoʻi, he wahine pohihihi maoli nō wau), ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo makemake wau e ʻaʻahu i kekahi mea mai loko mai o kēlā hiʻohiʻona ʻino loa mai ke Kaikamahine Hou.
ʻO ka mea mua, huikau au i ka manaʻo o kēia lole ʻauʻau. Hoʻohana maʻamau wau i hoʻokahi ʻāpana inā ʻaʻole wau makemake e hōʻike i koʻu ʻōpū no kēlā me kēia kumu, no laila no ke aha wau e makemake ai i kahi mea e hōʻike wale i koʻu ʻōpū? ʻO ka lua o nā mea a pau, ʻaʻohe ala e waiho ʻole ai kēia iā ʻoe me kahi ʻāpana poepoe kala ma kou ʻaoʻao waena e like me ka mea i loaʻa ma nā teddy bears, a ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu he hiʻohiʻona kēlā e makemake ai kekahi e hele i kēia mau lā.
ʻAe, ʻoluʻolu ia i kēia manawa, akā ʻaʻole ia e ʻoluʻolu ke holo ʻoe i waho i ka top crop top a i ʻole ka bikini i ka wā e hiki mai ana a loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi peʻa sun tattoo chillin 'ma kou abs.
ʻO ka 'H' e hōʻike mai ana ma kou ʻōpū ma hope o ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana i kēia mea e kū nei, 'Aloha, eia kaʻu laina ʻeleʻele weliweli. Makemake ʻoe e kamaʻilio e pili ana i nā hoʻoholo ʻē aʻe a pau aʻu i manaʻo ai e hana i kēia kauwela?'
Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo maikaʻi loa i nā lei ʻōlelo no kekahi mau pule ma hope o ke kau ʻana i kēia no ka mea ke loaʻa iā ʻoe kēlā laina ʻeleʻele a puni kou mau ʻāʻī, ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e huki nui i ka wahi.
ʻAe, noʻonoʻo ʻia nā mea a pau, ʻaʻole ia he mea ʻino, akā hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo ʻo ia ka mea ʻino loa inā loaʻa ʻoe i ka lā i ka wā e ʻaʻahu ai. ʻAʻohe ala e loaʻa ai nā lole me ka hoʻopā ʻole ʻana iā lākou; he mea weliweli loa ka peeling, a pili maoli ia ma kou kino. Ua like ʻoe me ka zebra, akā ʻaʻole hanohano ma kekahi ʻano.
ʻAʻole ʻoluʻolu kēia i ka hoʻomaka ʻana. ʻAʻole anei e ʻeli ka ʻōpū o ke kakaka i loko o kou ʻōpū? A me kēia, ʻaʻole wale ʻoe e kiʻi i nā laina ʻeleʻele mai nā ʻokiʻoki, e loaʻa nō hoʻi ʻoe i nā laina mai nā lipine i hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia. ʻAʻole maikaʻi wale ka nānā.