Nānā: 233 Mea kākau: Kaylee Publish Time: 08-25-2023 Kumu: Paena
ʻO wai kou inoa lole loko ? Hiki ke hoʻoholo ʻia kou ʻano ma nā huaʻōlelo 'pants,' 'undergarments,' a i ʻole nā huaʻōlelo ʻē aʻe. Ke nīnau ʻia he aha nā huaʻōlelo a lākou e inaina nui ai, ʻōlelo mau ka poʻe i ka 'panties.' (A ʻo 'moist,' akā e hoʻopaʻa mākou i kēlā no ka manawa.) Ke lohe lākou i kēia huaʻōlelo i hoʻohana ʻia e kekahi hoa hiki, nui ka poʻe i hoʻopaneʻe i kekahi mea no ka mea ʻike koke wau. ʻoluʻolu ʻole. Hiki paha ke hoʻohaunaele iki. He aha nā inoa like ʻole no ka underpants e haʻi e pili ana i ko mākou ʻano pilikino, noʻonoʻo mākou ma hope o kēia?
He kanaka pololei ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻōlelo ʻōlelo. E haʻi mau ʻoe i ka poʻe i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo akā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hōʻino i ka nīnau ʻana iā ʻoe inā he nani lākou i kahi lole. (ʻAe, ʻike ʻole ʻoe i kekahi manawa no ia mea, akā ʻaʻole ia ma ke kumu.) Ua hoʻohana ʻoe i ka malu lōʻihi like o ka lipstick ʻulaʻula maikaʻi no nā makahiki, a ʻo ia kāu punahele. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā i lalo i ka poʻe i hoʻouka i nā selfies he nui i Instagram. ʻO ʻoe ke ʻano o ke kanaka ʻaʻole ʻoe e kapa iā Bushwick ʻo 'East Williamsburg,' no laila e lilo ʻoe i mea kūʻai waiwai ʻino ma New York.
Makemake ʻoe i ka huaʻōlelo 'underarm' i ka 'armpit,' me kou manaʻo he ʻino ka hope. I ka makahiki 2012, ua hoihoi ʻoe i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana i kahi ʻokiʻoki, akā ua paʻa ʻoe a hiki i 2014, i ka wā i hoʻomaka ai nā mea ʻē aʻe e ʻaʻahu iā lākou. Maikaʻi ʻoe i nā ʻōlelo ʻelua a ʻoi aʻe paha, a i kekahi manawa e hoʻomakaʻu ʻoe i kou mau hoaaloha ma ka hōʻike ʻana i kāu leo leo kūpono ke hāʻawi i nā kuhikuhi i kahi malihini. ʻOiai ke aloha nei ʻoe i ka champagne, i ka lā aʻe e mihi mau ʻoe i ka ʻai ʻana i ʻehiku mau aniani. Ua loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi pizza holoʻokoʻa i ka wā e nānā ana iā Netflix i hoʻokahi manawa. Ma kāu ʻaoʻao AIM ma ke kula waena, ua hōʻoia ʻoe i kou mau hoaaloha a pau e hoʻokipa ʻia.
He sociopath paha ʻoe. ʻO ʻoe ke kaʻa me nā puka aniani i piha i nā kānaka. E pane mau ʻoe me ka 'American Psycho' ke nīnau mai kekahi i kāu kiʻiʻoniʻoni punahele, me ka minoʻaka ʻana a me ke kani ʻana i ke mele ʻo 'Hip To Be Square. Hoʻokomo ʻoe i ka sock, kahi kāmaʻa, kahi kīʻaha ʻē aʻe, a me kahi kāmaʻa ʻē aʻe i ke kakahiaka. Mālama ʻoe i kou wahi me ke kīnā ʻole ʻoiai ʻaʻole i kipa kekahi o kou mau hoaaloha.
Ke hoʻomau nei ʻoe i ka ʻōlelo ʻana i kāu mau hoaaloha ma ke ʻano he 'pēpē,' ʻoiai kā lākou hōʻike pinepine ʻana ʻaʻole lākou makemake. Ua wehewehe ʻoe iā ʻoe iho he 'Carrie i hele pū me Samantha, akā he Charlotte i ka pilina! Hoʻohana ʻoe i ka nui o nā manaʻo hoʻōho i kāu mau kikokikona a huhū ʻoe inā ʻaʻole ʻē aʻe.
ʻO ka hapa nui o kāu mau hoaaloha a me nā lā OKCupid e ʻike i kāu hōʻailona hoʻohenehene. ʻAʻole ʻoe e hana nui i ka hāʻawi ʻana i kou noho ma ke kaʻa kaʻa lehulehu i nā ʻelemakule, nā wahine hāpai, a i ʻole kekahi me ke kino kīnā. I loko o ʻelima mau ʻōlelo, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo i nā mea ʻino. ʻAʻole ʻoe maopopo loa i ka vegetarianism.
Ua ʻoi aku ʻoe me nā leka bubble i kou wā kamaliʻi a i kekahi manawa i manaʻo ʻia he ʻoihana ma ka calligraphy. ʻO ʻoe ke ʻano hoa noho e hoʻohana ana i nā maka ʻakaʻaka ma nā memo Post-It, ʻoiai inā loaʻa iā lākou nā memo passive-agressive. ʻO ʻoe wale nō ka mea e kauoha i ka salakeke ma nā wahi meaʻai wikiwiki. ʻO Hudson kāu kānana Instagram punahele, a ʻo kou manaʻo e 'hoʻokuʻu ʻia' ʻo ia ka hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻana i ʻelua a me ka hapa aniani o ka pinot gris ma kahi pā hale kūʻai. Ua hele paha ʻoe i Farani a i ʻole Italia e aʻo ai ma waho. ʻAʻole ʻoluʻolu ʻoe me ka ʻōlelo haumia.
ʻO ʻoe, a i ʻole ma ka liʻiliʻi e makemake e lilo, he pōā. I kou wā i ke kula kiʻekiʻe, ua ʻaʻahu ʻoe i nā pālule slogan mai Hot Topic ma luna o nā pālule lole lole pinstripe. Wahi a kekahi o nā ʻōlelo, 'Ke ʻōlelo mai nei nā clowns iaʻu e ʻai i nā kuki.'
ʻAʻole ʻoe e manaʻo ʻo ka olohelohe he moekolohe maoli nō. Akā, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kou noʻonoʻo ʻana iā ia e like me kahi mea e hana ai i ka wā e hoʻohana ana i nā aniani a me nā mele 80s a puni ka hale. Ua ʻōlelo anei au ua like ʻoe me Tom Cruise?
ʻO ka hapa nui no kou hoʻolaʻa ʻana iā Downton Abbey, makemake ʻoe i ka wā i hala. Hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa nā koho ma Netflix ma lalo o ke poʻomanaʻo 'Late 1800s British Period Dramas Starring Kate Winslet. ʻOiai ke hoʻāʻo mau nei ʻoe e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i nā nalu manamana lima, hāʻawi mau ʻoe ma hope o ke kahua aʻo nth Pinterest.
Hoʻopuka pinepine ʻia ka huaʻōlelo ma luna o 'undapaaants. Hiki ke hoʻohana ʻia nā Emojis e hana i nā leka uila lōʻihi. I kou wā liʻiliʻi, ʻike ʻia ʻoe me Little Pete mai ka hōʻike ʻo Pete & Pete a, ma hope aku, ʻo Cory Matthews mai Boy Meets World. Etsy.
Pehea e hiki ai i nā kāne ke ʻike i ka nui kūpono no ke kapa komo pōkole?
Nā ʻano hoʻomalu no ke kapa komo a me nā pane i kekahi mau nīnau maʻamau
ʻEkolu ala e koho ai i nā lole lalo maikaʻi loa no kou ʻano kino
He aha kāu e ʻike ai e pili ana i nā lole lalo o nā kāne like ʻole
ʻEkolu mau kumu maikaʻi e noʻonoʻo ai i nā pōkole pahu pahu wahine
Nā ʻano hoʻomalu no ke kapa komo a me nā pane i kekahi mau nīnau maʻamau
Pehea e hiki ai i nā kāne ke ʻike i ka nui kūpono no ke kapa komo pōkole?
Nā ʻano o ka mālama ʻana a me ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana i nā lole lalo
He aha nā ʻokoʻa ma waena o nā lole komo haʻuki hiki ke hoʻohana ʻia ma ke ʻano he lole lole maʻamau
Hiki ke hoʻohana ʻia ke kapa komo haʻuki ma ke ʻano he pale maʻamau i kēlā me kēia lā?