ʻO wai kou inoa lole loko ?Hiki ke hoʻoholo ʻia kou ʻano ma nā huaʻōlelo 'pants,' 'undergarments,' a i ʻole nā huaʻōlelo ʻē aʻe. Ke nīnau ʻia nā huaʻōlelo a lākou e inaina loa ai, ʻōlelo mau ka poʻe i ka 'panties.' (A 'moist,' aka, e kakali kakou ia mea no ka manawa.) Ke lohe lakou i keia huaolelo i hoohana ia e kekahi hoa paha, ua hoopau koke ia ka nui o na wahine a'u i ike ai, no ka mea, he mea hoowahawaha ia.ʻoluʻolu ʻole.Hiki paha ke hoʻohaunaele iki.He aha nā inoa like ʻole no ka underpants e haʻi e pili ana i ko mākou ʻano pilikino, noʻonoʻo mākou ma hope o kēia?
He kanaka pololei ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻōlelo ʻōlelo.E haʻi mau ʻoe i ka poʻe i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo akā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hōʻino i ka wā e nīnau ai lākou iā ʻoe inā he nani lākou i kahi lole.(ʻAe, ʻike ʻole ʻoe i kekahi manawa e pili ana i ia mea, akā ʻaʻole ia ma ke kumu.) Ua hoʻohana ʻoe i ka malu lōʻihi like o ka lipstick ʻulaʻula kūpono no nā makahiki, a ʻo ia kāu punahele.ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā i lalo i ka poʻe i hoʻouka i nā selfies he nui i Instagram.ʻO ʻoe ke ʻano o ke kanaka ʻaʻole e kapa ʻia ʻo Bushwick ʻo 'East Williamsburg,' no laila e lilo ʻoe i mea kūʻai waiwai waiwai ma New York.
Nā ʻaʻahu lalo
Makemake ʻoe i ka huaʻōlelo 'underarm' i ka 'armpit,' e like me kou manaʻo he ʻino ka hope.I ka makahiki 2012, ua hoihoi ʻoe i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana i kahi ʻokiʻoki, akā ua paʻa ʻoe a hiki i 2014, i ka wā i hoʻomaka ai nā mea ʻē aʻe e ʻaʻahu iā lākou.Maikaʻi ʻoe i nā ʻōlelo ʻelua a ʻoi aku paha, a i kekahi manawa e hoʻomakaʻu ʻoe i kou mau hoaaloha ma ka hōʻike ʻana i kāu leo leo kūpono ke hāʻawi i nā kuhikuhi i kahi malihini.ʻOiai ke aloha nei ʻoe i ka champagne, i ka lā aʻe e mihi mau ʻoe i ka ʻai ʻana i ʻehiku mau aniani.Ua loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi pizza holoʻokoʻa i ka wā e nānā ana iā Netflix i hoʻokahi manawa.Ma kāu ʻaoʻao AIM ma ke kula waena, ua hōʻoia ʻoe i kou mau hoaaloha a pau e hoʻokipa ʻia.
Panties 1
He sociopath paha ʻoe.ʻO ʻoe ka van me nā puka aniani i piha i nā kānaka.E pane mau ʻoe me ka 'American Psycho' ke nīnau mai kekahi i kāu kiʻiʻoniʻoni punahele, me ka minoʻaka ʻana a me ke kani ʻana i ke mele ʻo 'Hip To Be Square. Hoʻokomo ʻoe i ka sock, kahi kāmaʻa, kahi kīʻī ʻē aʻe, a me kahi kāmaʻa ʻē aʻe i ke kakahiaka. Mālama ʻoe i kou wahi ʻoiai ʻaʻole i kipa kekahi o kou mau hoaaloha.
Panties 2
Ke hoʻomau nei ʻoe i ka ʻōlelo ʻana i kāu mau hoaaloha ma ke ʻano he 'pēpē,' ʻoiai kā lākou hōʻike pinepine ʻana ʻaʻole lākou makemake.Ua wehewehe ʻoe iā ʻoe iho he 'Carrie i hele me Samantha, akā he Charlotte i ka pilina! Hoʻohana ʻoe i nā manaʻo hoʻōho he nui i kāu mau kikokikona a huhū ʻoe inā ʻaʻole ʻē aʻe. He 20 mau minuke wale nō o ka hālāwai ʻana me kekahi ma mua o kou hoʻomaka ʻana e kau iā lākou i kāu hana semi-autobiographical o ka moʻolelo moʻolelo me kahi pun ma ke poʻo inoa.
ʻO Granny Panties
ʻO ka hapa nui o kāu mau hoaaloha a me nā lā OKCupid e ʻike i kāu hōʻailona hoʻohenehene.ʻAʻole ʻoe e hana nui i ka hāʻawi ʻana i kou noho ma ke kaʻa kaʻa lehulehu i ka poʻe ʻelemakule, wahine hāpai, a i ʻole kekahi me ke kino kīnā.I loko o ʻelima mau ʻōlelo, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo i nā mea ʻino.ʻAʻole ʻoe maopopo loa i ka vegetarianism.
Nā mea ʻono
Ua ʻoi aku ʻoe me nā leka bubble i kou wā kamaliʻi a i kekahi manawa i manaʻo ʻia he ʻoihana ma ka calligraphy.ʻO ʻoe ke ʻano hoa noho e hoʻohana ana i nā maka ʻakaʻaka ma nā memo Post-It, ʻoiai inā loaʻa iā lākou nā memo passive-agressive.ʻO ʻoe wale nō ka mea e kauoha i ka salakeke ma nā wahi meaʻai wikiwiki.ʻO Hudson kāu kānana Instagram punahele, a ʻo kou manaʻo no ka 'hoʻokuʻu ʻana' ʻo ia ka hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻana i ʻelua a me ka hapa aniani o ka pinot gris ma kahi hale pāʻani o ke kaona.Ua hele paha ʻoe i Farani a i ʻole Italia e aʻo i waho.Ua pilikia ʻoe me ka ʻōlelo ʻino.
Skivvies
ʻO ʻoe, a i ʻole ma ka liʻiliʻi e makemake e lilo, he pōā.I kou wā i ke kula kiʻekiʻe, ua ʻaʻahu ʻoe i nā pālule slogan mai Hot Topic ma luna o nā pālule lole lole pinstripe.Wahi a kekahi o nā ʻōlelo, 'Ke ʻōlelo mai nei nā clowns iaʻu e ʻai i nā kuki.'
Underroos
ʻAʻole ʻoe e manaʻo ʻo ka olohelohe he moekolohe maoli nō.Akā, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kou noʻonoʻo ʻana iā ia e like me ka hana ʻana i ka wā e ʻaʻahu ana i nā aniani a me nā mele 80s a puni ka hale.Ua ʻōlelo anei au ua like ʻoe me Tom Cruise?
Knickers
ʻO ka hapa nui no kou hoʻolaʻa ʻana iā Downton Abbey, makemake ʻoe i ka wā i hala.Hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa nā koho ma Netflix ma lalo o ke poʻomanaʻo 'Late 1800s British Period Dramas Starring Kate Winslet. ʻOiai ke hoʻāʻo mau nei ʻoe e hoʻomaʻamaʻa i nā nalu manamana lima, hāʻawi mau ʻoe ma hope o ke kahua aʻo nth Pinterest.
Kaʻaʻahu
Hoʻopuka pinepine ʻia ka huaʻōlelo ma luna o 'undapaaants. Hiki ke hoʻohana ʻia nā Emojis no ka hana ʻana i nā leka uila lōʻihi. e like me nā IPA, ma ka liʻiliʻi loa i ka wā e hele ana ʻoe i ka lehulehu he mau hoa aloha aloha, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi no ka mea e pono mau ʻoe iā lākou e hoʻouna i kāu bail.
